To listen to/download wav files from the movie Happy Gilmore click on the text below. (Warning some of these may contain adult language.)
--(Happy:) Price is wrong B*tch!(22k)
--(Happy:) Is it always like this with the T.V camera's and the people and stuff? (Kevin:) Oh yeah lot of pressure you got to rise above it, harness in the good energy block out the bad. Harness energy-block bad, fell the flow happy feel it, it's circular... It's like a caricel u pay the quarter you get on the horse it goes up and down and around, circular-circle, the music with the flow all good things. (Happy:) Yeah alright well great, thanks alot nice to meet you man...phyco(330k)
--(Happy:) f**king sh** f**k me in the f**king a** f**k you, you f**king stupid c**k sucking, monkey bu** licking mother f**ker-f**k that!!!(107k)
--(Happy:) Son of a b*tch ball why don't you just go home-that's your home are you to good for your home?! Answer me! Suck my white a** ball!!(111k)
--(Happy:) Hey if i saw myself in clothes like those i would have to kick my own a**.(91k)
--(Shooter:) Your in big trouble though pal i eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast. (Happy:) You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast?! (Shooter:) ...No!(193k)
--(Happy:) Step right up folks see if you can out drive the amazing, golf ball.. wacker guy.(161k)
--(Shooter:) You just stay out of my way, you listen to what I say or you will pay. (Happy:) How about I go eat some hay-I could make things out of clay and lay by the bay-I just may what do you say?(247k)

To listen to/download wav files from the the show Seinfeld click on the text below.

--(Kramer:) My boys need a house!(30k)
--(Kramer:) I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman!(24k)
--(Kramer:)Giddy up.(11k)
--(Kramer:) Step back son, there's nothing to see here.(45k)
--(Kramer:) That's some sweet action!(33k)
--(Jerry:) Hellllllo.(19k)
--(Jerry:) I got jiggy with it.(37k)
--(George:) I was in the pool-I was in the pool!(38k)
--(George:) Lets get nuts!(24)
--(George:) What the hell is going on here?(53k)
--(Jackie:) Oh, and by the way there real and there spectacular.(104k)
--(George's dad:) Lets rumble!(27k)
To hear/download wav files from the movie Austin Powers click on the text below.

--(Austin:)Who does number two work for...who does number two work for..(Tom Arnold:)That's right buddy you tell that turd who's boss!(133k)
--(Agent:)This is my Italian confidental secertary her name is allota, allota fagina...(Austin:)Come again?(Allota:)Allota fagina(Austin:)Ah, i'm sorry i'm just not getting it i thought you said your name was alot of uh..nevermind(191k)
--(Dr. Evil:)Here's the plan, we get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for....1 MILLION DOLLARS(Evil guy:)don't you think we should maybe ask for more than a million dollars? A million dollars isn't exactly alot of money these days. Verticon alone makes over 9 billion dollars a year.(Dr. Evil:)um, ok then-we hold the world ransom for 1..hundred...billion dollars.(419k)
--(Austin:)This sort of thing an't my bag baby!(22k)
--(Austin:)My name is Austin Powers(Clerk:)It says here your name Danger Powers(Austin:)No-no-no-no, danger's my middle name.(192k)
--(Austin:)Allow myself to interduce...myself.(59k)
--(Clerk:)One Swedish made penis enlarger pump(Austin:)That's not mine.(Clerk:)One credit card receit for Swedish made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers(Austin:)I'm telling you baby that's not mine(Clerk:)One warrenty card for Swedish made penis enlarger pump filled out by Austin Powers(Austin:)I don't even know what this is-this thing an't my bag baby!(Clerk:)One book Swedish made penis enlargers pumps and me-this sort of thing is my bag baby, by Austin Powers.(406k)
--(Austin:)Yeah Baby!(14k)
--(Austin:)Oh b-have, hahah yea yeah baby yea(133k)
--(Austin:)Very Shagadelic!(16k)

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